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• Mark Russell tickets in Stuart, FL at Lyric Theatre on Thursday March 11, 2010.
• Mark Russell tickets in Stuart, FL at Lyric Theatre on Thursday March 11, 2010.
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• Mark Russell tickets in Stuart, FL at Lyric Theatre on Tuesday March 9, 2010.

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How do you feel about your valedictorian with the 4.9 Grade Point Average who arrived in this country six months ago speaking no English in a rowboat from Saigon?"(On Dan Quayle:) A reporter once asked vice-president Quayle, 'What would you do if you were suddenly thrust into the office of the presidency?' Quayle's answer: 'I would say a prayer.' (pregnant pause) OH-H-H, WOULDN'T WE ALL, MY FRIENDS??"(On Michael Dukakis during the 1988 Presidential campaign) "Dukakis is a little lacking in romance and poetry, you know? It's amazing; The one bland Greek in the world and he's running for president! Zorba the Clerk!"(On George H.W.Bush's famous quote "Read my lips, no new taxes!") "Read my lips, they're going to raise the old ones!"(On Bill Clinton's impeachment trial) "Here is what I think will happen with the impeachment.

How do you feel about your valedictorian with the 4.9 Grade Point Average who arrived in this country six months ago speaking no English in a rowboat from Saigon?"(On Dan Quayle:) A reporter once asked vice-president Quayle, 'What would you do if you were suddenly thrust into the office of the presidency?' Quayle's answer: 'I would say a prayer.' (pregnant pause) OH-H-H, WOULDN'T WE ALL, MY FRIENDS??"(On Michael Dukakis during the 1988 Presidential campaign) "Dukakis is a little lacking in romance and poetry, you know? It's amazing; The one bland Greek in the world and he's running for president! Zorba the Clerk!"(On George H.W.Bush's famous quote "Read my lips, no new taxes!") "Read my lips, they're going to raise the old ones!"(On Bill Clinton's impeachment trial) "Here is what I think will happen with the impeachment.

Russell's song parodies use melodies from old standards with new humorous lyrics pertinent to the subject matter.For example, in 1990, following the execution of Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceauşescu, Russell did a parody song on his show to the tune of "Chattanooga Choo-Choo." ("Pardon me, boys / Are you the cats who shot Ceauşescu / You made my day / The way you blew him away.") Russell himself admits that most of his jokes and songs are very topical and have "a shelf life shorter than cottage cheese."While Russell's humor is known for skewering Democrats and Republicans alike, his humorous tirades have also poked fun at third party, independent politicians and other prominent political (and sometimes non-political) figures.Russell has often been asked the question, "Do you have any writers?" His standard response is "Oh, yes.I have 535 writers.

Mark Russell (born August 23, 1932 in Buffalo, New York) is an American political satirist/comedian.

Early in the Reagan administration, there was a news story about a power problem at the White House which was causing the lights to dim, etc.

If they did he would've missed!"(On the day after the 1996 presidential election): "I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business.